Sexy Time Toy Zone

Simply Pleasure Review



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Here at Sexy Time Toy Zone we’re attempting to get over the excess of the festive season. We’re sure you’re feeling the same, so why don’t you settle back and have a sneaky peep at another incredible adult toy site called Simply Pleasure.

This website is the retail chain and branding for rent company ABS Holdings, which are one of the largest distributors of sex toys within the UK. A family ran and owned company, ABS Holdings began when owner Tim Henning’s grandfather invented a formula for TCP; which he then sold to herbalists as medical aids.

The company was eventually introduced to sex toys, bringing in the first vibrating massager called the Non Doctor over from China and the rest as they say is history. With well over 37 years in the industry, multiple awards, 30 retail stores across the UK and a huge distribution centre in Dorset you can’t go wrong when ordering from the site.

Simply Pleasure ReviewSo what can Simply Pleasure offer you?

  • Flirty and fun website design,
  • Vast array of Sex Toys for Him and for Her,
  • Lingerie and Clothing for Her,
  • Underwear and Clothing for Him,
  • Fetish, Fancy Dress and Club wear,
  • Range of Essentials,
  • Games and Gifting,
  • Free delivery options,
  • Free UK return,
  • Newsletter,
  • 100% discretion Assured,
  • Blog and Tips,
  • Sex Toys FAQ’S and tips,
  • Multiple payment options,
  • Social media presence,
  • Offers and Sales (our favourite bit).


How easy is the site to use?

The website is incredibly fun to look around and has a flirtatious lay out that is so easy to navigate you could do it in your sleep.

At first we were dubious about their boasts of having the largest selection of sex toys in the UK, but even we have to admit they can’t be that far off. There is literally something for everyone here, included some interesting new toys that we haven’t come across before.

Simply Pleasure also stock a lot of the major brands including Fleshlight, Lelo, We Vibe and JimmyJane amongst others. The toy that piqued our interest here at Sexy Time Toy Zone is the newly advertised ZOLOSTAX, this male masturbator is a great addition to any adult toy box and it has many levels; literally.

BDSM, Bondage and Fetish

There is a great BDSM, Fetish and Bondage section too, complete with a new Fifty Shades of Grey inspired range that has been approved by E L James herself. We have to be honest and say that there is so much more to be found within the sex toy sections that we could write a whole review per section, but that would take up a lot of your time and we want you shopping for yourselves not reading all night; so make sure you head over to Simply Pleasure for further treats.

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Clothing for Him and Her

We all know that the night isn’t just always about sex toys, because sometimes it’s about the titillation or tease. The right outfit can make the night just right and Simply Pleasure offer a wide range of clothing for him and for her.

With a range including Plus and Queen Size there is guaranteed to be something for the women of every size here including sensuous lingerie, burlesque style clothing and much more. There is fetish wear that leaves nothing to the imagination and let’s not forget you fella’s, with some very sexy wet look items from clothing range Allure. Alongside the lingerie and clothing there are accessories galore including stockings and suspenders and let’s not forget the fancy dress. If you’re looking for a role play outfit then you will find plenty to choose from here.


Once you have sourced your toys and outfits what else is there you ask, well let’s not forget the little extras that help your night go with a bang. Simply Pleasure have a great selection of lubricants, kits, oils and candles amongst many other things. Items you may not have thought of straight away but realise when you find it, your night wouldn’t be complete. The Lelo flickering touch massage candles for example, or charging cables for your diamond toy in case you lose the one it comes with. Plus let’s not forget the basics of batteries and condoms or cleaners for your toys; Simply Pleasure has you covered and you need never run out of anything again.


If you’re looking for gift ideas then look no further, because Simply Pleasure is here! Have you got a friend that has everything and is hard to buy for? Well then fear not friends for why not get the girl that has everything a birthstone vibrator? Yes you heard me right for just £7.95 you can order a vibrator with a birthstone that’s also waterproof too and let’s face it what girl isn’t going to be happy with vibrators or jewels; this combines both so it’s a win win. There are plenty more ideas for gifting in this section alongside some fun board games, taking game night to a whole new level.

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Offers and Sales

Now you know as well as we do that our favourite bit of any site is always the offers or the sales, because we all love a bargain and Simply Pleasure do not fail to provide. With offers including 3 for £10, 3 for £20, 3 for £50 and 3 for £75 on sex toys and a great offer on lubricants/toy cleaners or a mini wand for only £5 when you make any purchase; what more could you ask for. Well what about the sale items, with prices starting as low as £2.00 for some fabulous Thai beads and raising up to £80 for the couples We-Vibe remote control vibrator. There is a great range of end of line toys and clothes to items that you may not have thought of before, so make sure you head here to get some great deals.

Newsletter, Blog and Social Media

If that’s not enough you can sign up for the newsletter which will be sending you news, offers and competitions straight to your inbox; meaning when special offers are on or new products are added you will be the first to know. Simply Pleasure also have a great social media presence with Facebook, Twitter and Google+ accounts, so if you have something to say, a review or even just a question, there is a great forum for you to voice yourself and meet like-minded individuals in the process. You will also find at the bottom of the Simply Pleasure site the Blog and FAQ sections. Tonnes of great articles and advice to be found here including a great piece about the history of sex toys, it certainly gave us something to think about.

Delivery and Discretion

Now the important bit, delivery is free in the UK if you order over £10 which will be very easy for you to do trust us; we have already got a shopping list as long as our arm ready and waiting. There are different delivery options for an extra fee, so make sure you order in enough time or look into the next day delivery options available. Returns are accepted up to 30 days from purchase, free of charge. Please ensure you check out the returns process as there are some items that are exempt. Payments are accepted via all major credit or debit cards as well as PayPal, making the checkout process so much easier. Simply Pleasure offer 100% discretion with your packages and with your statements. Payments will show as ABS Holdings and all packages are wrapped so nothing can be viewed from the outside; not that you will be embarrassed by your purchases but it is saving your postie from any blushes.

So what does Sexy Time Toy Zone think?

We love the team at Simply Pleasure for not only bringing us an extremely large selection of sex toys and lingerie, but for introducing us to new products that we had not heard of before. We applaud their fun and flirty way of approaching the purchase of these items and will definitely be revisiting this site ourselves, time and time again. But we also like the fact that there are plenty of stores across the UK to visit, as we know a lot of people prefer to go and physically purchase a product. Well lovely readers it’s time to log off and go complete our shopping before we head home. Make sure you pick up a few treats for yourselves we know we will.

Promotions and offers subject to change, please ensure you check out the terms and conditions before you order.

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